eBay WTF of the Day: Ludicrous vest

Wow, Bunny1313witch. There's a lot going on here. This is a sparkly, peach, crocheted, stretchy vest with "lures" dangling from it. We hereby declare this vest ludicrous.
How do these things get made? The listing says "Sorry label is no longer there." Our question: you mean this was purchased at a store? Someone with an actual label made this. . .like this? Covered in glittering plastic bait? WTF?









Here's a big WTF from seller Davitcio: "

Styledash has discovered a new fashion trend that is sweeping the nation (very, very slowly): Army-panda-chic.
WTF? Toad bag? Don't you mean "tote bag?" This is crazy talk. 






