We don't gift a lot of jewelry. Never been our thing. If we had, we wouldn't expect it back should a relationship fail (the only exception- family heirlooms). In fact, the only thing that we've ever been upset enough to demand back (and never got) was a Jeff Buckley CD. We're currently on our 8th copy of Grace.

Megahn Perry apparently had this problem. She had an excess of jewelry from ex-boyfriends that she didn't feel comfortable wearing and wanted to get rid of it. Yes, the same jewelry that once meant something and probably cost a young man more money than his fancy was worth.

Out with the old and in with the new. Wait...what? That doesn't make sense. Hilary Swank is actually older than Lindsay Lohan. But, fashion label Jill Stuart has decided to replace la Lohan with Ms. Hilary as the face of the brand.

A source said, "Jill wanted to go for a celebrity to make her fashion line more high profile. But after everything Lindsay has been through over the last year, she doesn't feel it would be right for her to represent the line. She thinks Hilary Swank would be the ideal choice because she is that little bit older, and incredibly well respected in the acting industry."

Let's translate that -- Lindsay is washed up and after seeing her hoo-ha a million times nobody will take her seriously as a high fashion sell. Lindsay's popularity has been headed straight down the drain for the past year and Jill Stuart wants to get out while the gettin's good.

Let's just hope that when they do shoot the ads they'll photoshop a little meat on Hilary's bones. Homegirl has been looking like she's in serious need of a hamburger or ten. Aside from that minor detail, I congratulate Jill on making a wise choice. Adios Lohan, aloha Swank!



[via Holy Moly]