What is the world coming to? Sean Penn and Petra Nemcova are dating while Elle Macpherson gets her groove thang on with a 21 year old boy named Vito.

Rather than be shocked or appalled by Elle's decision to date a man that's literally half her age I'm actually kind of jealous. She's a smoking hot cougar, and if, at age 44, she's still got it, who are we to judge? As long as it's legal, they might as well go for it!

Vito's dad doesn't care either. He said, "They're hanging out. It's not like he's smuggling heroin across the border! It's not a big deal." But, even though the blog world is all up in a frenzy with news of Elle and Vito canoodling, she has denied it when asked if they were dating saying, "No, I am not. Sorry. I never talk about my personal life but in this particular case, because he is nearly underage, I have to deny it because there is nothing else to do except deny it."

As for Sean Penn and Petra Nemcova, I'm not really sure what's going on there. I would have thought the rumors of these two hooking up were totally false -- but there are pictures to prove it! It's obvious that Sean has a thing for gorgeous super models (I mean, really, who doesn't?). He was linked to both Naomi Campbell and Helena Christensen in the last year alone! Sean must have some kind of super power. Dictators and insanely hot women alike are drawn to him -- lucky guy!

[via UsMagazine]

Oh, poor Petra Nemcova! First, she lost her photographer boyfriend in the tsunami and now, singer James Blunt has broken her heart. (So, I'm not really that sympathetic to the misfortunes of models, but you do have to admit, the Czech supermodel seems to have extraordinarily bad luck.) According to gossip reports, Blunt infuriated Nemcova by cheating on her with a handful of ladies in Ibiza over the summer. Much to Petra's dismay, one of the gals was Australian television host Tania Zaetta. Who that is, I dunno, but I gather she is famous.

What confuses me so much about this scenario is really James Blunt. By singing one high-pitched woebegone song about a beautiful woman he has been able to parlay himself into a regular international Lothario.

What's up with that?