
Do you ever think to yourself, "Hey, I wonder what I would wear if I were X?" For the X, of course, you insert an descriptive noun referring to a person or group with a distinctive dress. For instance, "If I were Kelly Ripa, I wouldn't wear my clothes so dang tight." Or, "If I were a sporty girl, I would totally wear red Puma warm-up suits everyday."
While searching through
TopShop's website, I came across this sleeveless jade dress. It's not my style (THANK GOD!), but it's definitely someone else's -- probably someone who also likes
Deerhoof, the
Hanson Brothers, Pabst Blue Ribbon and Parliament cigarettes. And "If I were this indie rocker version of myself, I would totally love this dress." I would dig the ruffles and the cinched waist, which have an almost Little House on the Prairie thing going on, which is, I think the female equivalent of the ever-popular western grease ball hipster look.
But thankfully, I don't like Deerhoof, Pabst Blue Ribbon or Parliaments (I don't even smoke!), so I think I'll just admire this little frock from afar.