You knew it was coming eventually. That, however, doesn't make it any less uncomfortable for all of us. Pete and Ashlee are engaged. [People]

Remember when someone pretended to launch a George Clooney fashion line, and the rumors were so rampant that the actor had to make public denials? Yeah, whoever did that is totally getting arrested. [AP]

Wanna see Gisele naked? It'll cost ya $40,000. [fashion indie]

A "reality" show is forcing Adderall down its stars' throats. We're guessing it's The Hills. That would explain a lot. [Gatecrasher]

Flip-flops: Officially dead? More to the point: Were they ever alive? [About]

How long before "dress jeans" are the new khakis? [Brandish]

5 dating sites you should definitely avoid. [Cracked]

Hooray! Now everyone has a beauty pageant they can call their own. Introducing Miss Hooker 2008. [BBtv]

Last year, at the Metropolitan Museum of Art's annual gala, I got into a huge fight with supermodel Gisele Bundchen. The Brazilian bombshell thought I was trying to make a move on her man, Tom Brady. Things got heated quickly, and the 5'11 stunner hurled red wine in my direction -- completely ruining my vintage Dior couture gown. Upset and embarrassed, I fled back to Texas -- never to return to New York again.

Syke! But if I did get into a fierce catfight like the one I just made up, I hope I'm wearing a beautiful Sara Berman evening gown.

Three of Victoria's Secret's most popular models Gisele Bundchen, Karolina Kurkova, and Adriana Lima are often photographed in wings for the lingerie catalogs and shows. Now the Victoria's Secret angels are donating three custom sets of wings to benefit Free Arts NYC. The one-of-a-kind wings were created by famous "wingman" Martin Izquierdo and will be auctioned off on eBay through December 10. Each model's wings are different: Karolina's wings are ostrich feathers, French lace and gilded netting, Adriana's are soft pink ostrich feathers, Swarovksi crystals and handmade French lace, and Gisele's are tiny peacock blue fairy wings with crystals. Each pair of wings have an opening bid of $250. Beautiful and a whole lot cheaper than the $6.5 million Fantasy Bra.

[via Fashion Week Daily]