Who are you? If you could define yourself in a word what would it be? Are you awesome (that's my label!)? Perhaps you are a geek or a jerk, or maybe you define yourself by your availability. You shouldn't, but maybe you do. What the hell do I know (other than I'm awesome!)?

The crew over at David and Goliath want to show the world what sums you up. They have a line of t-shirts that have one word or a small phrase that shares "you" with the rest of the world, or at least those whose line of sight you happen to cross.

Among the possibilities not shown below are "Booger," who was fantastic in Better Off Dead, and "Neato," which seems like a waste, why not just get the "Dork" shirt if you use the word "neato?" Also available is "Punk," which let's face it, makes you look more like Avril Lavigne than Sid Vicious.

Here are some others:




I must say, these shirts are much cooler than the last David and Goliath product featured here. I guess there was no place to go but up.

Ok, so it's about 1,000 degrees in Texas right now. The kind of nasty, damp heat that makes you sweat just by standing around.

For the most part, I try to brave the conditions by hanging out inside whenever possible, but for those times when I do have to head outdoors, maybe I should get myself some air conditioned clothing. Kuchofuku, a company that specializes in air-con lifestyle products, has an entire range of options from pants, jackets and work shirts for men and women -- all complete with dual fan action to keep you feeling cool even when it's hot, hot, hot!

The only problem is, while Kuchofuku's clothing may help you feel cool, it makes you look like a total dork. The fit, the colors, the designs -- even that little patch for the fan -- scream "I am even less sexy than your high school biology teacher."

But when the temperature is 110, chances are, you aren't looking all that sexy anyway, so maybe it's worth a short.