Posh Spice, never what you would call a classically trained vocalist anyway, is giving up singing so she can give all of her attention to her fashion line, dVb.

Oooh, this is a tricky one. Do we comment on her dubious singing abilities in the first place, mentioning the rumors that she was lip-synching on the Spice Girls' recent tour? Or is it more germane to bring up the recent dVb failure in the US, including the ignominy of getting outsold by trampy Heidi Montag?

Paris Hilton certainly made an impact in London when she stopped by Selfridges to promote her new fragrance, Can Can. She not only channeled Sarah Jessica Parker by wearing an unusual hat (which, though we're in the minority, we kind of love -- just maybe not on Paris), she also stole the spotlight from Victoria Beckham who had decided to actually take the trouble to promote her denim line down the street at Harrods.

Another day, another Paris Hilton story. The woman just keeps on launching things. Shoes, bags, hair, champagne in a can (what the...?), it's hard to keep up. (We guess she's keeping busy with her businesses so we forget that post-jail promise she made about being some kind of global peacekeeper. Or we're just mean and cynical, one of those).

While pale, porcelain skin is beautiful, it's hard to ignore the beauty of a bronze glow in the summertime. Who doesn't feel a little bit lovelier with slightly golden, sun-kissed skin? Notice we said slightly -- there's a big difference between being a little bit tan and looking like you've spent every day for the last three weeks baking on Miami Beach.

While her outfits remain consistently tacky and cheap looking, Paris Hilton has managed somewhat to repair her otherwise bad public image since her brief stint in jail last year.

The heiress hasn't been seen stumbling out of clubs or publicly fighting with Hollywood rival Lindsay Lohan in months, and she has yet to violate her probation.

Who's the star of the next scandalous celebrity sex tape? Kristin Davis? Paris Hilton? Perez Hilton? The answer is none of the above. The must-see celebrity sex tape of the month features the mother of all American sex symbols: Marilyn Monroe.

According to the NY Post, the only known copy of the infamous FBI sex tape -- showing Marilyn getting hot and heavy with an unidentified male -- was sold to a collector for $1.5M over the weekend. So, when will the footage hit YouTube? The collector says that it will never see the light of day.

Now hipsters can use sex to sway political opinion -- just like the grown-ups! [Damn I Like That!]

Save $15 on purchases over $100 at Bluefly. Sweet. [Budget Fashionista]

Alexander McQueen is way too self-important artistic for schmoozing, celebrities, and promoting himself. So much so, that he hopes Paris Hilton won't show up at the opening of his new LA store. Zing. Kind of. [Catwalk Queen]

A bunch of fully-clothed women freak out like they're suddenly naked in public. It's an ad for Downy Softener, and it's surprisingly funny. [Trend Hunter]

Eco-friendly fashion is lame and expensive. [Second City Style]

Finally! Now women can pee on the go. [Jezebel]

I'm not always the biggest fan of Paris Hilton's wardrobe choices, but I have to say that she's really rocking this dress in spring's trendiest hue, yellow. She looks bright, sunny, and ... classy! Here's why this look works so well:

• The dress is really fun and feminine -- the halter is a flattering neckline and seriously springy. Pair that with the defined waist and full skirt, and you've got a perfect spring dress.
  
  
• The color is, of course, one of the hottest choices this season. Paris' dress has a fun white print on it to make it stand out without making it too loud. Yellow, if paired with colors can be a bit much for some people, but paired with white (or navy) will work for just about anybody.

Our sister site Stylelist is running a poll today regarding Nicole Richie and which style suits her best- her crazy, single days (left), or her current look, healthy (right). Guess which one I voted for.

I'm not one to knock a person's weight, at least not to their face, but the fashion world lives for that stuff, and let's face it, Nicole Richie was beyond tiny back in the day, like care-package skinny. She was thin by Hollywood standards, which, as we all know, are ridiculous- and hot, but mostly ridiculous.

If all these rumors are true, Nicole Richie is going to be one busy woman! First we heard that she's starting her own maternity line, and now there are reports that she's also going to do a jewelry line and baby clothing line. There may even be a fragrance later on down the road. Basically Nicole is going to become her own brand, just like Paris Hilton. Oh dear.

The jewelry will be produced by Mouawad, the same company that Heidi Klum works with for her jewelry line. I'm actually kind of crazy about Heidi's jewelry -- and apparently so is she -- she wears her own pieces all the time. So I have high hopes for Nicole's jewelry collection. Even if I'll never be able to afford it, I just don't want to have to look at yet another ugly celebrity line.

The moment we've all been waiting for has arrived...wait, what? Was anybody actually excited about the launch of Paris Hilton's shoe line? I guess for girls that have larger feet this line might be a plus. Since Paris supposedly wears size 11, her line is available in higher sizes.


The shoes from her collection really aren't anything groundbreaking. Are celebrity lines ever more than we hope for? No, I'm pretty much let down every time I check out the expensive products that celebs stamp their names on. Paris Hilton is no exception.

Remember when you were in the 2nd grade, and it was perfectly acceptable to storm off in a huff because you were involved in some ridiculous, drawn-out, social saga with the popular girl in class? When you're famous, you get to do that even after you're a grown-up!

Just ask Lindsay Lohan. The recently-recovered, formerly successful actress was hosting some random LA fashion show (this is what she's been reduced to?), but then stormed out half-way through when she found out the event was sponsored (in part) by (her arch enemy) Paris Hilton's range of handbags.

Oh, the drama!

Not only did Lindsay storm off before completing her obligation, she apparently nabbed a goody bag crammed with expensive designer schwag on her way out. Classy.

Fortunately for the event organizers, Paris showed up later, "saved the night," and was "the life of the party" -- which just goes to show you how forgettable LiLo has become these days.


[via Catwalk Queen]

As if wearing millions of dollars worth of jewelry every day weren't enough already, celebrities are now starting to put bling on their cars.

A car jewelry (yes, you heard that right, I said car jewelry) company, License2Bling, has started manufacturing designs and license plate frames with Swarovski crystals embedded. In case you're worried about someone stealing your bling, you can even get special security screws to keep everything in place.

I think you'll be surprised at just how many stars own these products!

• The Hilton sisters
• Britney Spears
• Kim Kardashian
• Mya
• Nicole Richie
• Eva Longoria
• Alicia Keyes
• Jessica Simpson
• Hilary Duff
• Sanda Bullock
• Jessica Alba
• Jessica Biel
• Lindsay Lohan
• Kimberly Stewart
• Scott Storch

Paris Hilton was the obvious one on the list. I mean, when she's not out committing crimes against fashion humanity like in the picture above, she's can be found buying bling for herself, her dog, her ferret, her plane, her house, whatever. Her pets probably all own more diamonds than I do. But, is anyone else a little shocked to see Sandra Bullock on the list? She seems so down to Earth. I really would never have pegged her as a car bling kind of girl.

For you patriotic boys and girls you can get an American flag with red, white and blue crystals. My grandma would love that. There's also a pink crystal breast cancer ribbon and even a Christian fish. Anyways, check out some of the License2Bling's products and tell me what you think! Would you ever put something like this on your car?

Paris Hilton + Benji Madden = rebound sex true love forever. You know things are getting serious when Paris starts wearing somebody's clothing line. These days every time we see her she's decked out from head to toe in DCMA Collective, the line owned by Joel and Benji Madden.

Just this week Paris was spotted out walking around, making a point of shopping at Kitson, the clothing store where celebrities go to buy cute clothes be photographed by the paparazzi. She was holding Benji's hand -- in Hollywood you don't do that unless you're really mean business. And more importantly, she was wearing his line. If holding hands means you're a heavy item, then wearing the fugly clothes that your significant other has designed is basically like being engaged.

Can you imagine if these two got married? Really, I'm pretty sure Paris just wants to one up Nicole. But since Nicole already has a baby with one Madden twin, the only way Paris could best her would be to give birth to at least triplets.

Browse through the gallery to see what other DCMA clothes we'll probably see on Miss Hilton in the near future.

Superstars are always looking for cutting edge fashion accessories. Something that really sums them up as a person and shows the public what they're all about. So what's Paris Hilton's choice for this week? Why, it's a Buddhist monk, of course. Couldn't you tell that she's all about a life of quiet meditation and shunning material possessions?

Apparently, Paris turned a lot of heads last weekend when she showed up at an LA book store called The Bodhi Tree with a new Buddhist life coach. The duo spent some time together in the spiritual book store, searching for some reading material to help Paris achieve enlightenment. They purchased a book called The Path to the Painted Shaman, and then the 'monk' convince Paris to give away a huge diamond necklace that she was wearing to a stranger. Ridiculous.

I sort of felt like she had intruded on sacred ground, defiling a bookstore that's frequented by honest, soul-searching Americans. Then, I found out that the 'guru' that she had in tow was actually a Hollywood actor by the name of Maxie Santillan. You might remember him from such films as: Pirates of the Caribbean or SpongeBob SquarePants the Movie -- and now from Paris Hilton's fake spiritual journey.

[via WWTDD]