Ed Hardy swimwear is dreamy. But his bathing suits are definitely not one of those items of clothing that "anyone can wear." Oh no, you have to have the body of a goddess to pull these babies off. Which is probably why celebrities love them. They know they're in an exclusive category.

Kristen Cavallari showed up at the Yellow Premiere on June 20th wearing this green pillow case and gold Christian Louboutin shoes. Here is the problem, she looks ridiculous. Why on earth would a beautiful girl leave the house without ironing her pillow case ... I mean dress? If any of you were considering sporting a green silk pillow case, let me explain to you why that is a horrible idea.

First of all, silk is not a very flattering material. It clings to every roll on your body and if you are like Kristen who clearly doesn't have any rolls, silk goes ahead and makes some rolls for you (see how lumpy and weird she looks in the chest area).

My second issue with silk is if the garment isn't perfectly constructed the outfit will automatically look cheap. The hem was sewn all wrong which is making this "dress" resemble a pillow case. Another dead giveaway that this wasn't sewn perfectly is the pucking on the sleeves. It's just all wrong.

Third problem is the wrinkling. Dresses like this one aren't meant for sitting down. So unless you are being rolled into the event on your back or you have some helpful assistant with a steamer or an iron ready, you end up looking like Kristen.

Lesson you should walk away with, don't ever go to an event in a cheap silk pillow case because I will make fun of you.