The Wall Street Journal finally discovered our fashion crush on Michelle Obama. And clearly we have plenty of company. Following her appearance on The View (another secret love) women across the nation are flocking to White House/Black Market to buy the $148 dress Michelle wore on the show.

Like us, we're sure Michelle prefers to have her assets listed in this order: smart, funny and pretty. And that's how we'd describe her. She's wicked smart, and successful, and we can totally imagine being office buddies with her.

Remember the These Boots Were Made For Walking Video where Jessica Simpson showed off her sexy, suds up, buff body in the name of her music? Well, we have a feeling we'll be seeing more of the eldest Simpson half naked and sexy -- she's starting her own line of lingerie. And like any good little celebrity who wants to get rich off a fashion line, she'll most likely model it for the ad campaign.

There are several reasons celebrities might need waterproof makeup. They could be in the middle of a red carpet interview and end up caught in a thunderstorm. Their favorite ball team could win the title, causing them to be doused in Gatorade. They could get tossed into a tub of champagne with George Clooney (because that's surely what happens at those after-parties, right?).

More often than not, though, celebrities find themselves in need of waterproof makeup because they end up in tears for one reason or another -- check out our gallery for examples. And, to see how you can avoid a makeup disaster, check out StyleList's slideshow of waterproof makeup. You never know when you'll get tossed in a pool with gorgeous celebrities!

What do the stars hold for the stars this week? Find out in our regular feature, Ho'roscope. The lives of celebs are much more glamorous and sexy, including their horoscopes. This is a sneak peek into the astrological powers that influence fame and fortune.

Used to be, that if you wanted to look really hot -- at least in a Sports Illustrated swimsuit edition kinda way -- you needed blond hair. It makes sense. After all, some (admittedly dubious) studies have suggested that blonds look younger, and men around the world have been lusting after fair-haired bombshells for decades.

But it seems times are changing. With news that (fake) blonds are more likely to develop lymphoma, and billionaires are overwhelmingly more interested in marrying brunettes, there's plenty of reason to doubt the dye job you might have considered a few years ago.

Plus, it's all too easy for an attempt at creative hair coloring to look lame and/or incredibly tacky -- as even celebrities like Jessica Simpson can't keep from going some creepy-looking shade of orange.

So is it better to work with what you've got? Or is there still a part of you that can't resist letting a colorist go to town on your coiffure? In a new poll released today, the ladies at StyleList pursue this pressing question: Two-toned hair -- love it or hate it? Head on over to vote.

We have to give it to Pete Wentz.

He has been championing guy liner from the very beginning, so it's only fitting that he would become the first man to emerge from the punk scene to create a line of cosmetics specially tailored for all of the guys out there still bumming Dior's crayon eyeliner off their girlfriends.

If you're at all interested in football, you've undoubtedly heard by now that Tony Romo, quarterback of the Dallas Cowboys, played like total crap this Sunday. As a result, his team lost to the Philadelphia Eagles, which should never have happened. It was embarrassing.

And rumor has it was Jessica Simpson's fault. The pop star recently started dating the Boys' star quarterback, and this Sunday she was at the game to show support for her new man. Thanks to that distraction, Romo threw three interceptions, fumbled twice, and had the worst game of his entire career.

Honestly, I'm not judging Jessica for the Cowboy's loss -- professional football players should be able to throw the ball, catch the ball, and run with the ball regardless of who's watching.

But I am judging her for her wardrobe. Who does she think she's fooling?

Jessica: just because you show up at a football game in your boyfriend's jersey, don't think that I believe for a second that you have any idea what's going on. It only makes you look more clueless when you try so hard to convince me otherwise.

What could be better than a celebrity endorsement of another celebrity's line of hair extensions? A celebrity catfight!

Following Britney's infamous head shaving incident, Jessica Simpson sent her former nemesis a set of Jessica Simpson-brand hair extensions.

According to Jessica, she only wanted to be helpful. Brit, however, saw the gift as an insult, so she returned the box with an attached note that read, "No Thanks." Irritating, no?

Oddly enough, Britney recently purchased a set of Simpson's hair extensions. When word of the purchase reached Jessica, she was apparently further irritated by Brit.

What's going to happen here, people? Will the two reconcile or will they continue the catfight? Any thoughts?

No matter who you ask, Jessica Alba and George Clooney are hot. So hot, in fact, that in addition to being voted Sexiest Man Alive and Sexiest Woman in the World by People and FHM magazines earlier this year, the uber-attractive Hollywood heartthrobs have most recently topped the Yahoo! Personals "Most Desired" list -- ranked by the sites millions of users as the celebrity they'd most like to shack up with.

On the heels of Mr. Clooney were Matthew McConaughey, Kanye West and Andy Roddick -- which all makes sense. But the list was rounded out by Ricky Martin, which makes me think that it wasn't just women who were voting on the male nominations.

Alba, who has been scientifically proven to have the world's most alluring figure, beat out Jennifer Aniston, Queen Latifah, Jessica Simpson, and Maria Sharapova.

So what do you think: are these really the hottest people in Hollywood? Who would you add to the list?

Jessica Simpson has used her magical powers of bad tanning and poor fashion choices to disguise herself as a carrot (if she had on a green hat I would be completely stumped). She has made this mistake before so I am not surprised that she has done it again, although I hoped she would have learned from her mistakes.

Fake tans are great and all -- they sure beat the side effects of harmful UV rays (wrinkles and even worse, skin cancer) but please don't dress in head-to-toe orange to show off how fake you really are. Even if Jessica wasn't the color of a carrot she still shouldn't be wearing orange. Orange is a very hard color to pull off and it's not even in style this season.

Luckily, this dress (Nui tube dress) comes in colors other than icky orange: ballerina pink, black, chocolate brown, heather gray, mustard yellow, navy blue, red, taupe, and white. Yeah, I am out of breath too-- that's a lot of colors. This dress is one of those one size deals but claims to fit sizes 0-14. Ladies please rock the OSFA (one size fits all) with caution. Just because you can get it on doesn't mean it fits.

Other celebs who love this dress include: Jennifer Lopez, Nicole Richie and Salma Hayek. These dresses are made to order so they will take at least one week to ship.

There is no doubt that Jessica Simpson is looking much better, but I am starting to think I may have figured out why. It was all about the jeans and sweet, sweet publicity. Sure she has been photographed at the gym about a million times, and her little (now prettier) sister has been talking about how proud she is of Jess for getting fit. But ...

I smell a rat.

Was Papa Joe Simpson involved in this somehow? After the whole John Mayer relationship didn't reel in enough media attention ( I mean yuck, who is John Mayer anyway?) and the gratuitous breast exposing didn't work; it was time to play dirty. Bring on the fat suit and ultra unflattering clothes because we need a weight loss story and fast!

Remember last time Jessica lost all of that weight for her role in Dukes of Hazzard? She was a candidate for the skeleton files and was on the cover of everyday tabloid. Papa Joe knows best, an extreme weight loss story always wins.

For a "20lb" quick fix Jessica has slipped on a pair of ultra flattering jeans by William Rast. Well played, Jess, well played. You can pre-order Jessica Simpson's slimming jeans at Lisa Kline, they will set you back $254 but it might just be worth it.

Poor Jessica Simpson. The girl just can't catch a break. She's on-again-off-again with John Mayer; she's shot up her face with enough collagen that she could cross the Pacific with her lips as a floatation device; her latest album sucks, and she's apparently sharing DNA with a bag of Cheetos.

Of course, when things are bad with Jessica, she does what she can to make them better, which thereby makes them worse, which hopefully explains Jessica's latest venture: a perfume contract with Parlux Fragrances.

At this point, there's no name for the perfume, so I'm just going to stick with Eau du Jessica until I'm told otherwise. And since there's also no word on what the fragrance will smell like, I'll just wager a guess on the forthcoming perfume.

Eau du Jessica blends the romance* of floral* and the sensual allure* of musk* to create a lingering* sense of subtlety* and femininity*.

* Glossary of terms *
romance = fighting with John Mayer in Central Park
floral = candy
sensual allure = boobs
musk = Proactiv ®
lingering = it won't come off with soap
subtlety = so strong you'll wear out your nose
femininity = lip injections

Best known for her infamous tuna/chicken affair, singer-and-actress Jessica Simpson isn't what you'd call a culture vulture. However, in the wake of a few personal life snaffoos -- breakup with John Mayer and public sibling rivalry with Ashlee -- Jessica has apparently turned to art to help her make sense of it all.

Following trips to France and Italy, Jessica appears to have been bitten by the culture bug. For instance, on her fansite blog (sweetkisses.net), the perma-tan star took a break from her usual upbeat self-indulgence to offer a despondent-sounding reflection on the following Michaelangelo quote: "I saw the angel in the marble and carved until I set him free."

(Angel in the marble, eh? Now tell me I'm not the only who sees a certain amount of irony in the collagen-lipped, fake tan celebrity's gravitation to a quote about sculpture. )

She writes: Sometimes we are all so afraid to be honest with ourselves because we know that honesty will lead us somewhere off the path of the life we've mapped out in our minds. Today, I challenge us to ask ourselves this... What if we allow our fear to provoke us into action? Can facing our fear be what walks us to somewhere better? I do not have your answers, but in the quest to find my own, I've discovered somewhere worth traveling to ...

Ugh! Spare us the sob story, would you?

I know that art can be edifying and yes, visiting Florence can certainly throw you for a loop, but I have to say, I think I definitely liked Jessica Simpson a lot more when she just stuck to schilling lip gloss and acne medicine.

[via Post Chronicle]

I know, it's been a long, dreary winter, and now you're trying to get tan so you don't look pasty the first time you set foot on the beach. Fine. I understand. But for crying out loud, when are people going to understand that self-tanning makes you look awful -- and orange.

To be honest, I have no idea if Jessica Simpson has been self-tanning out of a bottle. Odds are, probably not. Maybe she's just been eating a lot of carrots, but for whatever reason, she's a disturbing color of burnt sienna these days, and, thus, I feel photos of her should come with a warning:

"While this person is indeed famous, please note that no one will find you attractive if you look like a crayon in a suit."

Just sayin'.

For all of you who -- for whatever reason -- can't seem to get enough of Jessica Simpson, you're in luck. The singer is apparently planning on expanding her range of products to include sunglasses, swimwear and lingerie.

While she will undoubtedly sell countless bras, bikinis, and so on, I have to admit, this isn't exactly exciting news for the fashion world. I have a feeling that, like her unfortunate footwear collection, the new products will be pink, bland, and lame -- targeted at pop-tastic tweens that don't know any better.

Especially now that she's dating John Mayer, I'd say Simpson has some cred in that arena -- or at least the envy of junior high girls everywhere.

I appreciate that some celebrities are actually interested in fashion, but when even poorly dressed famous people like Jessica Simpson start cashing in, it's time for the madness to stop.