Surprise! George Clooney just broke up with his model girlfriend, Sarah Lawson.

We suspect it must have had something to do with the fact that he was intimidated by her overarching knowledge of Benny Ninja's America's Next Top Model posing catalog, but more seriously, he was probably just as annoyed as we were with that little spread in Harper's Bazaar Miss Lawson sat pretty for about a month ago.


You know, the one where she poses in a thousand dollar ball gown on top of a motorcycle and smugly states how awesome it is to be Mr. Clooney's boo.

Michael Jackson and Christian Audigier seem to be an unlikely pair. But, the unthinkable has happened and the two are getting together to do a collaboration on a clothing line.

Ed Hardy swimwear is dreamy. But his bathing suits are definitely not one of those items of clothing that "anyone can wear." Oh no, you have to have the body of a goddess to pull these babies off. Which is probably why celebrities love them. They know they're in an exclusive category.

Can you believe it?!? Britney Spears is going to do a fashion line. Who in the world would give this train wreck her own line?

Believe it or not, renowned designer Christian Audigier is going to be collaborating with Britney to design her own line. He also does Ed Hardy, Christian Audigier, SMET, Paco Chicano, CbarA, and Crystal Rock.

We really don't understand this -- even when she was sane she wasn't a great dresser. Let's not even talk about recent wardrobe mishaps!

Don't think that the only excitement at the Ed Hardy Fall 2007 Collection runway show at LA Fashion Week was Janice Dickinson getting kicked out then banned from all future Fashion Weeks. The Ed Hardy show itself was quite a sight. The runway was colored in hot pinkish red (totally reminds me of Betsey Johnson), there were colorful balloons, and the line's name glowed neon at the back. It was the perfect backdrop, of course, to a show that was all about trailer trashy tattooed punk rocker-goes-to-the carnival. All the knit and sportswear that designer Christian Audigier showed was bright, colorful, and featured circus animals like tigers, and a fake python wrapped around a model's neck. Men's clothing didn't seem quite as outrageous as the women's, though there was definitely some attitude with models ripping open their t-shirts and giving the finger at the end of the catwalk.