Imagine being told that the legendary designer John Galliano would be attending your graduate fashion show, only to have him bail on you the night before because of some sudden illness.

We suspect that we'd be furious, confused, suspicious, and left feeling slightly dead on the inside.

So, we can only imagine the colorful language rightfully being spewed from the mouths of Savannah College of Art and Design students when they found at that Galliano -- who was suppose to be honored with the André Leon Talley Lifetime Achievement Award at the event -- bailed on them at the last moment.

WWD reports that Vogue's Talley was the one chosen to break the news to the students. Talley continues: "I'm devastated that [Galliano's] not here. I previewed with John for the Dior cruise collection just a week ago Saturday. He was very proud of the award."

Yo, John. Our friend and arbitrator of the reverse manicure. We know you are a good person and the guilt must be eating you up inside.

If you want to fix this, you must send the students bags of free Dior swag. Similar to the stuff you send Christina Aguilera and Charlize Theron to sit front row at your shows. And peace shall then be restored. Or at least that's what would make us feel better.