eBay WTF of the Day: Toe ties
| Posted May 1st 2008 3:20PM by Annie Scott
Filed under: Cosmetics, Skin Care, eBay WTF of the Day
This gave us a geniune WTF. Toe ties.
What are toe ties? Well, after some Google-image searching, we discovered they have something to do with hockey skates. And yet, friends, we do not recommend you bring these into the locker room with you.
Seriously Wilhelminasdaughter, where did you find these?
We wish you hadn't labeled them "toe fetish." Why ya gotta make it dirty? We would sort of like some "simple relief for tired feet."
But perhaps not this kind of relief. The tying of the tie would make blood rush to the toe, and the feeling of that extra circulation would be pleasurable indeed, but moments later, that effect would be over, and if you left the tie on long enough, your toe would become gangrenous, and eventually your leg, and then you would die.
So we sorta see why these didn't catch on.
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