You're fucking retarded.

This is the point where I stop reading this blog.

Those Chloe shoes are freaking sex.
I loved the white ones and the pink ones.
So is her dress.


Whoever wrote this needs to take it down. I mean, seriously.

You might as well post a picture of a Payless shoe and write that its the new "it" shoe.

WHAT you should have written was that her bag is completely horrendous and does nothing for that outfit.

Now that I have THAT off my chest. Carry on, unfashionable ones.

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So, is it the fact that the shoes look like strips of duct tape, or the fact that they look like they're a size or two too big for her that makes them "so freaking sex"? Or is it just because they're Chloe? I'm just wondering ...

The bag might not help the outfit, but it would be hot with something else. The shoes are just crap, regardless of who makes them or how much they cost.

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Peaches: being a label whore does not make you fashionable. Only supermodels and actresses can pull off the whole "it would be HIDEOUS on a mere mortal but I'm famous so let's call it fashion" thing. Unfortunately neither you nor Heidi falls into that category, so let's call it like it is: the shoes suck. If they were given to me, I would throw them away and cut the person who gave them to me out of my life. I wouldn't even donate them to charity because nobody deserves to look that horrible.

I do agree that the dress is hot, and the bag while fine on its own just clashes with everything else. The shoes do go with the color scheme, but that doesn't excuse them. And the lips also distress me, Heidi used to be pretty before Spencer made her his personal lifesized Barbie.

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Those look like orthopedic or corrective shoes; you know, something that keeps your feet aligned just so, right after you've just had surgery.

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There I and thought only us Irish Dancers put duct tape on our shoes. (But, we do so sparingly.)

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Its UGLY ALL UGLY.....deal with it people!!

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