Look out Posh, Mel B., our own Scary Spice, finally has her own line of clothes called Catty Couture.

We assume that the "couture" part is ironic. As far as the clothes themselves, they look like the dream wardrobe for the Real Housewives of MILF Island.

Key descriptors include sheer, leopard-print and skin tight. Or as the Daily Mail put it, "skimpy and brash." Those Brits have such a way with words.

Actually, the line, while clearly meant to be sexy, seems to target the Old Enough To Know Better demographic. The skirts are tight, but knee-lengthish. There are sheer blouses but they are longsleeved and that leopard-print camouflages a multitude of bingo wings. And what you can find online seems to show a few variations on the staple black pant/dark jean that forms the cornerstone of the over-40 wardrobe.

So, the verdict:

• Sexy? Yeah.
• Matronly? Sorta.
• Mrs. Robinson? Totally.