Really, Doxies5? This is your photo? WTF.

Here we have a felt hat with weird tassels. The hat itself is a little crazy, but what's with the head it's on?

It's like somebody drew a face on this styrofoam head and then sprayed it with acetone! The mouth is falling off and smudged, the eyes are wonky, and the cheeks are flushed with anger. It's as though the tassels are magnetically attracting the facial features. It sort of reminds me of a mime, but a dead one.

Is that a beauty spot?

This is not the greatest hat, but if Doxies5 would include the head in the price, you might be able to come up with a really good April Fool's Day prank. You know, by putting this head anywhere that people might see it.

I'd scream pretty loud if this showed up in my cubicle, I'm just saying.

I think it's looking at me.