The gentleman in the picture to the right, standing with the divine Lisa Rinna, is Randall Christensen, of RANDALL DESIGNS. He is the genius behind those Dancing With The Stars costumes.

Like everyone, I covet the glamorous gowns worn by the ladies on the show. But I never dreamed that owning one of the actual dresses was merely a question of a few thousand dollars.

Yeah! Mr. Randall sells them. To real people!

If you don't have $3,300 for a White Charmeuse w/Chiffon Jacket Latin Bodyshort Jumpsuit that Julianne wore in season 4, do what I did. Spend an hour scrolling through all of the cool pictures on the designer's site.

The best part? Some of the dresses have the actual measurements (as in, Lisa's 36-25-35) so you can find out how big -- or, okay tiny -- the stars and dancers are.