Cellulite. No one likes it and a lot of people have it. For those people who do have cellulite, they will do whatever it takes to get rid of it. Slather on creams, use vibrating contraptions, and get injections, whatever.

Now you can leave those "old-fashioned" techniques alone and just strap on a pair of shoes -- fugly shoes. I, thankfully, don't have cellulite but if I did I would not be caught dead in these shoes! I mean look at them they are hideous.

These platform pink sneakers from Bliss World claim to bust cellulite, lift your booty, tone muscles, improve your posture, and make you taller -- just by walking around in them. These shoes could walk me to a pot of gold and I still wouldn't wear them. The question is, would you?

Available in women's whole and half sizes in pink/gray or blue/gray for $245.