Come on. Are you serious? A mouth belt?

This is a leather string 70's style belt with a very special feature: A ceramic mouth with metallic gold lips. Does the nose make it creepier? I just don't know.

This is a terrible idea. First of all, there just plain doesn't need to be a mouth around your waist. "Could be used as necklace as well," you say, bliz405? I beg to differ. This doesn't go with anything. Not anything. Nothing. Don't argue.

Here's my favorite claim on the listing: "Guarantee you won't see this item on someone else!"

...um yeah, because no one else would ever wear the bottom of a face. Unless you have a really unusual condition, you already have a mouth. Additional mouths are misguidedly suggestive and weird.

Do you suppose this is a result of craftiness gone wrong? It's like someone broke the eyes off a doll head and decided that mouth and nose shouldn't go to waste.

Whoever that was? This is a waste. FAIL.