Fug Alert: Satin high heel sneakers
| Posted Feb 24th 2008 10:05AM by Lauren Messiah
Filed under: Shoes
When I saw these shoes I felt a wave of death come over me. Really, my life (of bad shoes) flashed before my eyes. I saw the beige chunky high heeled sneakers I wore in the sixth grade, good lord those were ugly. Then I had a hideous replay of my history with those Manolo Blahnik knock-off high-top Timberland boots. Yes, I bought them and managed to trick people into thinking they were real for approximately two weeks before retiring them. Believe it or not I really have those shoes hidden away in the depths of my closet. I am really not sure why either, I will never ever wear them again.Once I snapped out of my death trance, I got to thinking about these shoes by Ash. Why on earth do they exist? There is nothing right about the shoes, they are all wrong. Let's break it down:
Satin ... wrong.
High heel, on a sneaker no less ... wrong.
Freaky pin tuck treatment ... wrong.
If this were school this shoe would get an 'F' but if for some insane reason you like this shoe it can be yours for $130 at ShopBop.
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2-24-2008 @ 12:47PM
StupidJimmy said...
I have to agree. I think the designer produced those to see if anyone would actually be stupid or trashy enough to actually wear them.
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