David Beckham's new Armani underwear ads: Could that possibly be real?
Armani's new ads featuring soccer star David Beckham have just been released, and they're none too shabby. Both the designer and the soccer star are pleased with the effort, and I'm sure the campaign will sell lots of skivvies.But does anything look...enhanced to you? I don't want to question Mr. Beckham's manhood, but let's be honest -- women's figures are manipulated by photo editors all the time, and it looks like he shoved a tennis ball down there. I mean, seriously, that guy has a really squeaky voice for someone who's apparently so well endowed.
Not that it means anything, I'm just sayin'.














Reader Comments (Page 1 of 8)
12-12-2007 @ 12:11AM
Heather said...
Is someone jealous?
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12-15-2007 @ 4:20PM
Heather Hargrove said...
I agree with Heather, I believe someone is jealous.....he is indeed WELL endowed!!
12-16-2007 @ 6:06PM
marc said...
sweetheart.........unless his cock is the size of a campbell soup can, the boy is stuffing someting down his fruit-of-the-looms, BVD's, Jockey's, or whatever the heck brand he's schillin for!
12-16-2007 @ 6:55PM
Heather said...
To Marc...
I don't know. Hell, maybe he just has really BIG balls. Honestly, I don't care either way. It's just that the person who posted this article, Jonathan Morgan, sounds jealous to me.
To Mr. Beckham: Congratulations if it's real. Shame on you (or the person who edited it) if it's not.
1-03-2008 @ 8:53PM
clear4takeoff73 said...
For god's sake it's his balls not his dick. My husband is 58 and his balls look like that in his skivvies too.
1-08-2008 @ 3:40PM
xvtwistasistaxv said...
It looks like that's where he stores his "hacky sack". You know.....when he wants to get in a little kicking practice around the house.
12-13-2007 @ 8:15PM
chesty said...
If you enlarge the photo you will see that there is nothing abnormal about Davids package. He is just a fine man. Absolutely perfect!
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12-13-2007 @ 8:37PM
sucker4u2ok said...
if you freaks have nothing better to do that look at a fine dudes body and woner if his privates are real or not then your nothing but gay wanta bees I know for a fact that is real his wife sent proof to a friend of his and answered the questioned and showed him in speedos and other shorts and even jeans he has a prefect body and he is gifted in the private area as well you jealous ? Leave him alone he is a stud and all star . I d get on my knees and please him if his wife wasnt in the mood and has anyone ever seen his naked butt oh god BEAUTIFUL but I am sure youd think that was fake too RIGHT ?
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12-15-2007 @ 2:44PM
anglhart said...
I think you need to get a life. Whether it is real or stuffed, remember this man is a sports icon to many many children.
I am sure some of them are reading these posts. Think about that before you talk to crude and talk about your fantasies.
12-16-2007 @ 4:12PM
rosalee said...
Your not wrapped too tight. Hope you get many sets of knee pads for the holiday. You sound "gay"!
12-13-2007 @ 8:40PM
David said...
Duh!!!!! It looks like he's wearing a cup under there!
BTW girls, Men's genitalia isn't a big rock. The penis softens and shrinks and the testicles flattens.
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12-16-2007 @ 10:29PM
Mari said...
Well what do you know, a man that knows the difference from fake and real. By the way, when you see woman with big bonkers do you realise if they are real or fake?? I think not! The thing is, when men see these types of photos of men having it sooooo darn delicious they get CRAZY JELOUS!!! LMAO!!!!
12-13-2007 @ 9:00PM
Hayley said...
I'm a girl and I think he's ugly.
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12-13-2007 @ 11:41PM
john said...
if you think he's ugly i'd hate to see your mug! jealous of beauty much?!
12-16-2007 @ 4:29PM
holiday said...
I think for the holidays, you should have eye surgery. He is one handsome/sexy dude. Post your mug and we'll vote on that! Get real, did your plastic surgery fail you?
12-13-2007 @ 9:02PM
lakerb said...
Tennis, anyone?
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12-13-2007 @ 9:05PM
Jennifer said...
Wow, smoke 'em if you got 'em!
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12-26-2007 @ 8:25PM
Charisma62 said...
LMAO!!!
12-13-2007 @ 9:07PM
E raymond said...
Who cares if he stuffs? He's nice to look at anyway.
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12-13-2007 @ 9:24PM
Vivi said...
I've seen better hunks than this guy and I also have had better looking guys in my bed.
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