One way to ensure you'll never get a real girlfriend
| Posted Jun 30th 2007 1:52PM by Jonathon Morgan
Filed under: Haute Home, Men
OK, dude. So you've been a little lonely lately. You have had a girlfriend in months, and the pain from sleeping alone -- the agony of life without the warmth of a loving embrace -- is finally getting to you. You never would've admitted this before, but you're starting to miss "cuddle time."I understand. But dude, tempting as it may be, resist the urge to purchase the Girlfriend Pillow. On the off chance you manage to get a date, as soon as you bring her back to your place and she notices your pseudo sex toy masquerading as a couch pillow, she will dump you before you can say "all we have to do is hold each other and talk -- I swear!"
The pillow isn't even that cute. And besides, it doesn't look like there's all that much to rest your head on. If you know what i mean.
[via Gizmodo]
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